#1: Fondler's Day

March 15, 2001

MC Hasher & Dr. Doo-Doo

Spaghetti

#2

April 12, 2001

Lil' Sister & Redeye

Wood fire chicken

#3

May 3, 2001

Lost Cause & Basket Case

Spaghetti

#4

June 7, 2001

I'm Ready & Knocked Up

Tacos

#5

July 5, 2001

Can't Say No & Dr. Doo-Doo

Stuffed baked potatoes

#6

August 2, 2001

Primer & Service My Tool

Shepherd's pie

#7

September 6, 2001

I Know That Trick & Taste's Like Shit

Loaded nacho salad

#8

October 4, 2001

Red Breast & Lil' Sister

Hot dogs

#9

November 1, 2001

Insufficent Cums, Linda Lovelace & MC Hasher

Spaghetti & meatballs

#10

December 6, 2001

Royal Fuck & Lil' Sister

Swedish meatballs

#11

January 3, 2002

I Know That Trick & Coffee Bean

Spaghetti & meatballs

#12

February 8, 2002

Krispy Kreme & Dr. Doo-Doo

Sub sandwiches

#13: Fondler's Day

March 7, 2002

MC Hasher

Lasagne & more

#14

April 4, 2002

Yuron Weed & Fish Dicks

Pad Thai

#15

May 2, 2002

Portuguese Water Dog & Cock in Mouth

Baked ziti

#16

June 6, 2002

Tit Wit & Mr. Cream

Hot dogs, tofu dogs and pasta salad

#17

July 2, 2002

Red Breast & Portuguese Water Dog

Hamburgers

#18

August 1, 2002

Lil' Sister & Dingleberry

Salad bar

#19

September 5, 2002

Size Doesn't Matter & Fish Dicks

Cajun/Creole delights

#20

October 3, 2002

Tit Wit & Double Jack Flash

Spaghetti & meatballs

#21

November 7, 2002

I Know That Trick & Dr. Doo-Doo

Fried rice & egg drop soup

#22

December 5, 2002

Daddy's Penis & Burnt Rubber

Not-Bambi chili

#23

January 2, 2003

Yoron Weed & Fish Dicks

Thai

#24

February 6, 2003

Slippery Slit & Lil' Sister

SOB H¹⁷ Suprise

#25: Fondler's Day

March 6, 2003

St. Petersturd, Cums Collect & From Russia with Cums

хороший обед

#26

April 3, 2003

Suction Ate & One Ball

Pool grillin'

#27

May 1, 2003

Lil' Sister & Dr. Doo-Doo

Club sandwiches (BHTCLTs)

#28

June 5, 2003

Crack Pusher & Fag Hag

Taco-flavored kisses

#29

July 2, 2003

Portuguese Water Dog & Hand Tossed

Spaghetti

#30

August 7, 2003

Lady DeWalt & Squid Dick

Chili-in', grillin', and billin'

#31

September 4, 2003

Skin Flute Pie & Deliveries in the Rear

Spaghetti & meatballs

#32

October 2, 2003

Size Doesn't Matter & Niplets

Bayou Jambi-Lay-A

#33

November 6, 2003

Psychedelic Pussy & Yoron Weed

Pad Thai

#34

December 4, 2003

Star Whore & Roll Me Over

South of the Border

#35

January 8, 2004

Dr. Doo-Doo & Lil' Sister

Cincinnati Chili

#36

February 5, 2004

Dead Root

Vegetarian Chili

#37: Fondler's Day

March 4, 2004

Snail Trail & Jackass

Lasagna

#38

April 1, 2004

Yassir Cream Her & Cheery O's

Burgers, dogs and veggie

#39

May 6, 2004

Keyless Entry and Les-be-friends

Gumbo & rice

#40

June 3, 2004

Davey Crochet and Daddy's Penis

Pasta Surprise

#41

July 1, 2004

One Ball and Canucklehead

Beaver Tail and Baby Seal Sausages, eh!

#42

August 5, 2004

Pornocopia and Yoron Weed

Bo-Thai

#43

September 2, 2004

Cum Scout and Missing Dick

Burgers and hot dogs

#44

October 7, 2004

Star Whore and Lady DeWalt

Cheese enchiladas and chili grab bag

#45

November 4, 2004

Sanitary Not! and Bunny Banger

Italian Pasta Putang

#46

December 2, 2004

Gasshole, Lil' Sister and Niplets

Ham, potatoes, veggies, and Niplets

#47

January 6, 2005

Pornocopia and Daddy's Penis

Chicken casserole surprise

#48

February 3, 2005

Gentrifukation & Martha Screw-It

Lasagna

#49: Fondler's Day

March 3, 2005

Colonel Clit and Stiff Upper Clit

Goulash

#50

April 7, 2005

Dain Bramage and Davey Crochet

Carbo-licious pasta

#51

May 12, 2005

Foriegn Lesion, Lady DeWalt, Yoron Weed and Donny the Retard

UN "Trail for Food"

#52

June 9, 2005

Red Breast, Gasshole, Martha ScrewIt

¡Fiesta Mexicana!

#53

July 7, 2005

Just My Size & Yeaster Bunny

Spicy bambi-ball subs and veggie

#54

August 4, 2005

Fag Hag, Cums Online & Crack Pusher

Cheesy enchiladas

#55

September 1 15, 2005

Lil' Sister & Dr. Doo-Doo

Cajun Catastrophe

#56

October 6, 2005

M.C. Hasher

Fajitas

#57

November 3, 2005

Colonel Clit & Stiff Upper Clit

Teutonic soup

#58

December 1, 2005

Pornocopia, Coffee Bean & Just Paul

Three bean vagi-tarian chili

#59

January 5, 2006

Yoron Weed & Nuts in the Crack

Baked potatoes with all the stuffin's

#60

February 2, 2006

CircumCaesar & Snot Rag

Chili Dogs etc.

#61: Fondler's Day

March 2, 2006

M.C. Hasher & Dr. Doo-Doo

Spaghetti

#62

April 6, 2006

EZ Cheeks & Jackass

Beer, hamburgers & fixin's

#63

May 4, 2006

Hot Pocket & Portuguese Water Dog

¡Fiesta Mexicana!

#64

June 1, 2006

Mr. Mom, Long Black & Squeeky, Monthly Cycle & Yoron Weed

Arroz con pollo

#65

July 6, 2006

Lil' Sister & Monthly Cycle

Le-sag-knee & siezure salad

#66

August 3, 2006

Big Bore & Ass Mint

Tex-Mex

#67

September 7, 2006

Cums Online & Crack Pusher

Cheesy & chicken enchiladas

#68

October 5, 2006

Jackoffstra & M. C. Hasher

Enchilitos & veggie black bean wraps

#69

November 2, 2006

Stiff Upper Clit & Mind My Gap

Hearty german soups

#70

December 7, 2006

Oops, Deposit Slit & Robin Red Breast

Christmas chili and rum cakes

#71

January 4, 2007

Chew-Chew My Caboose & Stinky Pole

Taquitos

#72

February 1, 2007

Hot Pocket

Goulash with bread & butter

#73: Fondler's Day

March 1, 2007

M. C. Hasher & Dr. Doo-Doo

Mole wraps and rice

#74

April 5, 2007

Portuguese Water Dog & Colonel Brokeback

Pasta

#75

May 3, 2007

Hot Pocket & Big BOre

Macaroni salad, slaw dogs & vaggie burgers

#76

June 7, 2007

Gentrifuckation

Pork, pasta salad & beans

#77

July 5, 2007

Portuguese Water Dog

Seven types of pasta

#78

August 2, 2007

Everqueer, Deposit Slit & Robin Red Breast

Cumbalaya, tossed salad & french-kiss bread

#79

September 6, 2007

Pump'tkin & Everqueer

Casseroles

#80

October 4, 2007

Poonshine & Will, U Suck!

Fajitas & fried corn

#81

November 1, 2007

Swamp Guinea, Bunny Tuna & Gentrifuckation

French bread pizza

#82

December 6, 2007

Coffee Bean & Hand Tossed

Pizza K

#83

January 3, 2008

Subhuman

Hot meat chili, vagitarian black bean soup

#84

February 7, 2008

Wild Irish Hoes

Red beans & rice

#85

March 6, 2008

#86

April 3, 2008